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Episode	Quote
1.4 No Man's Land	"Fine! Let's look at that tattoo up close and personal, shall we? What are these? Oh, my God! Breasts! How does anybody practice medicine hauling these things around? And what have we got back here? Let’s see if I remember my anatomy. Glutes, right? Let’s study them, shall we? Gather around and check out the booty that put Izzie Stevens through med school! Have you had enough, or should I continue, because I have a few more very interesting tattoos. You want to call me Dr. Model? That's fine. Just remember that while you're still sitting on two hundred grand of student loans... I'm out of debt."
1.4 No Man's Land	Izzie:Izzie: [to[to Meredith] "He didn't buy them." Meredith [to[to George] "You didn't buy them?" George:George: "Men don't buy tampons!" Izzie:Izzie: [opens[opens shower door, again]again] "You know what? You're gonna have to get over the whole man thing, George!George! We're women! We have vaginas! Get used to it!" George:George: [on[on the bathtub floor]floor] "I am not your sister!"
1.4 No Man's Land	Izzie:Izzie: [in[in the bathroom]bathroom] "Tampons, George,George, I just really needed some tampons!" George:George: "I forgot when I got there." Izzie:Izzie: [opens[opens shower door]door] "No, you are so passive aggressive!" George:George: "Naked! I am naked in the shower!" Izzie:Izzie: [closes[closes door]door] "Just tampons, George!George! I really needed tampons. God!" Izzie:Izzie: "Here, my share of the grocery money. When are you going?" George:George: "Tonight." Izzie:Izzie: "Okay. Seriously, George.George. Please don't-" George:George: "Yeah, could we not talk about it here?" Izzie:Izzie: "What? Tampons?" George:George: "Did you not hear a word I said?" Izzie:Izzie: "You're a man, we know." Alex:Alex: "Talk about shrinking the salamander!"
1.4 No Man's Land	Alex:Alex: "Morning, Dr. Model." Izzie:Izzie: "Dr. Evil Spawn." Alex:Alex: "Ooooh, nice tat. Do they airbrush that out for the catalogs?" Izzie:Izzie: "I don't know. What do they do for the 666 on your skull?"
1.6 If Tomorrow Never Comes	Izzie:Izzie: [to[to patient who threw up on Alex] "You are so my favorite person today."
1.6 If Tomorrow Never Comes	Izzie:Izzie: [to[to Alex] "You are hateful! Hateful! Hateful, arrogant, lazy... hateful man! Hateful!" Derek:Derek: "Well, never a dull moment here at Seattle Grace.Grace. Scalpel?"
1.9 Who's Zoomin' Who	"It’s the new millennium, George.George. The only people who aren’t like that are the Amish... and apparently you."
1.9 Who's Zoomin' Who	George:George: "What am I gonna do about Olivia?" Izzie:Izzie: "Well, for starters, stop sleeping with her. Unless, you want that thing to fall off." George:George: "That's twice that you trash talked the girl I could one day potentially lo- well, not love, but like a whole lot." Izzie:Izzie: "If she gave it to you, you have to tell her." George:George: "Three." Izzie:Izzie: "Fine! She didn’t give it to you. She was a virgin when you met. You still have to tell her so she can get tested."
1.9 Who's Zoomin' Who	Cristina:Cristina: "Oh, what are we doing?" Izzie:Izzie: "We are saving George from a future of festering sores and insanity." Cristina:Cristina: "Cute butt." Meredith:Meredith: "Told you." Izzie:Izzie: "It is cute. Like a baby's." George:George: "You know I've spent hours, days, years, imagining myself half naked in a room with three women? The reality is so much better."