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Episode	Quote
02.01 Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head	Preston: "So what's the story with you and Grey?" Derek: [pauses] "I got drunk and she took advantage of me. Or she got drunk and I took advantage of her. Well, either way, we were drunk, definitely, and somebody took advantage. I look at it as my initiation into Seattle. What about you?" Preston: "I don't have a story, I just wanted to hear yours."
02.02 Enough is Enough	Richard: "You called my wife?" Derek: "You called mine!"
02.04 Deny, Deny, Deny	Derek: "You really are Satan, you realize that right? If Satan were to take physical form he'd be you, everywhere. All the time." Addison: "I am not Satan." Derek: "How come you haven't gotten on your broomstick and gone back to New York where you belong?" Addison: "Stop being petty." Derek: "Stop being an adulterous bitch." Addison: "You know there was a time when you thought of me as your best friend." Derek: "There was a time that I thought you were the love of my life. Things change."
02.13 Begin the Begin	"There is a land called Passive Agresseva, and you are their queen."
02.19 What Have I Done to Deserve This?	It's just too early for me to interpret "girl flip-out" into normal coverstation. Derek: I'm not mentally challenged. Bailiey: I'm not to sure about that.
02.23 Blues for Sister Someone	"Use a strobe light. Get her drunk. Hang her up upside down from the ceiling and hit her with a wiffle ball bat, for all I care. Just make her seize. 'Cause until she seizes, I don't know when to operate, and if I don't know when to operate, I can't get this woman out of my life. And this woman is not how I like to start my mornings."
02.23 Blues for Sister Someone	Addison: "You would not believe the day I had. I went out of my way to give a patient exactly what she wants only to have it explode in my face. And don't even get me started about Alex Karev." Derek: "Get in the shower." Addison: "What?" Derek: "You wanna have hot sex? Get in the shower!"