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Episode	Quote
1.1 A Hard Day's Night	Cristina: "That's the Nazi?" George: "I thought the Nazi would be a man." Meredith: "I thought the Nazi would be... a Nazi." Izzie: "Maybe it's professional jealousy. Maybe she's brilliant and they call her a Nazi because they're jealous. Maybe she's nice." Cristina: "Let me guess. You're the model."
1.2 The First Cut is the Deepest	"I need a drink, a man, or a massage. Or a drunken massage by a man."
1.2 The First Cut is the Deepest	George: "I feel like the angel of death." Cristina: "Bambi, quit whining. Ninety-nine percent of the people in the code team are seriously dead or dying before you even get there." George: "Why didn't you tell me before when I was going on and on about how great it would be?" Cristina: "Because you're George, and I'm Cristina."
1.2 The First Cut is the Deepest	Miranda: "So, doctors, why aren't we attempting to reattach the severed penis?" Cristina: "Because teeth don't slice, they tear. If she had wanted to chop it off, things might be different. Plus, the digestive juices didn't leave much of the flesh to work with." Miranda: "So, how do we proceed?" Cristina: "Sew him up... minus a large part of the family jewels." Miranda: "The outlook?" Meredith: "He'll be urinating out of bag for a very long time." Cristina: "Not to mention he'll never be able to have sex again." Meredith: "Oh, too bad." Cristina: "A shame." Miranda: "Let's all take a moment to grieve."
1.3 Winning a Battle, Losing the War	"That's Izzie. She's the vice president of fantasyland."
1.9 Who's Zoomin' Who?	"If I miss a real procedure because of this case, they're gonna call me 007, because I killed you." Cristina to George: "Hey there Syph Boy!