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1.2 The First Cut is the Deepest
Cristina: "You know, it's like there's a wall. The attendings and the residents are over there being surgeons, and we're over here being-"
Meredith: "Suturing, code-running, lab-delivering penis minders."
Alex: "I hate being an intern."
1.2 The First Cut is the Deepest
Meredith: "So anyway, the crap crime scene guy can't get out here 'til tomorrow, so I get to spend the night with my penis!" [pauses] "Alex, don’t say it."
Alex: "It was too easy anyway."
1.2 The First Cut is the Deepest
Alex: "My head hurts."
Cristina: "Maybe it's a tumor."
Alex: "You wish I had a tumor."
Cristina: "I'd rip your face off if it meant I got to scrub in."
1.2 The First Cut is the Deepest
Miranda: [to Cristina] "An intern was reassigned, so he's mine now. Have him shadow you for the day. Show him how I do things."
Alex: "Alex Karev, nice to meet you."
Cristina: "Ah, the pig who called Meredith a nurse. I hate you on principle."
Alex: "And you're the pushy, overbearing kiss ass. I hate you too."
Cristina: "Well, this should be fun then."
1.3 Winning a Battle, Losing the War
Alex: [sees George crouching down] "What are you doing?"
George: "Hiding. There's this VIP patient that likes me."
Alex: "Well, that's good, right?"
George: "No, you don't understand. He likes me, likes me."
Alex: "Hey, go for it, man. Get yours. I'm down with the rainbow."
George: [silence]
Alex: [pauses] "Oh, are you not gay?"
George: "No."
Alex: "Really? Dude, sorry."
1.3 Winning a Battle, Losing the War
Meredith: [to Alex] "You're just pissed that two women got the harvest."
Alex: "I'm just pissed that anyone except me got the harvest. Boobs in no way factor into this. Unless you want to show me yours..."
Meredith: "I'm going to become a lesbian."
Cristina: "Me too."
1.3 Winning a Battle, Losing the War
Alex: "God, I smell good! You know what, it's the smell of an open heart surgery. It is awesome. It. Is. Awesome! You gotta smell me."
Meredith: "I don't want to smell you."
Alex: [wraps arms around Meredith] "Oh, yes you do!"
Meredith: [shoves Alex] "You've gotta to be kidding me! I've got more important things to deal with than you. I've got roommates, boy problems and family problems... You wanna act like a little frat boy bitch, that's fine. You wanna take credit for your saves and everybody elses, that's fine too. Just stay out of my face! And for the record you smell like crap!" [Derek walks in]
Alex: [shrugs] "She attacked me." [Meredith attacks]
Derek: [steps in] "Meredith, Meredith!" [to Alex] "You know, you might want to leave, before I change my mind and let her beat you to a pulp with her tiny, ineffectual fists."
1.4 No Man's Land
Alex: "So, Grey and Stevens really walk around in their underwear?"
George: "Um... Not all the time. I mean, some of the time. But not all the time."
Alex: "Sexy underwear?"
George: "Yeah..."
Alex: "And they just let you look at them?"
George: "Well, uh... yeah."
Alex: "So they're like your sisters?"
George: "No! Not like sisters. Uh... no! I don't think of them like sisters."
Alex: "But they're not coming on to you?"
George: "Well, not exactly."
Alex: "And they don't expect you to do anything."
George: "No, but..."
Alex: "Like sisters. Just like sisters."
1.4 No Man's Land
Alex: "Morning, Dr. Model."
Izzie: "Dr. Evil Spawn."
Alex: "Ooooh, nice tat. Do they airbrush that out for the catalogs?"
Izzie: "I don't know. What do they do for the 666 on your skull?"
1.4 No Man's Land
Izzie: "Here, my share of the grocery money. When are you going?"
George: "Tonight."
Izzie: "Okay. Seriously, George. Please don't-"
George: "Yeah, could we not talk about it here?"
Izzie: "What? Tampons?"
George: "Did you not hear a word I said?"
Izzie: "You're a man, we know."
Alex: "Talk about shrinking the salamander!"

1.4 No Man's Land
Derek: "What are our options?"
George: "MRI?"
Alex: "Brilliant! The guy's got nails in his head! Let's put him in a giant magnet."
1.4 No Man's Land
Alex: "I'm a hotshot doctor. I don't have any problems."
Robert: "You probably don't have any friends, either."
1.4 No Man's Land
Alex: "Still not talking to me?"
Olivia: "You gave me syphilis! And I am talking to you. I just don't have anything to say."

1.5 Shake Your Groove Thing
George: "You paged me?"
Izzie: "I’m gonna be a while. Do you think you could get home to sign for the beer?"
Alex: "Why don’t you have your boyfriend sign for it?"
Izzie: "You have a very annoying way of sneaking up on people. Maybe if you were a little less creepy."
Alex: "I wouldn’t come anyway. I hate big parties."
1.6 If Tomorrow Never Comes
Meredith: "No. I can't, I'm seeing someone."
Alex: "Look, if you don't want to go out with me just say so, you don't need to lie."
Meredith: "Oh, okay. I don't want to go out with you... and I think I might be seeing someone."

1.6 If Tomorrow Never Comes
Meredith: "Are you really as shallow and callous as you seem?"
Alex: "Want to grab a drink and hear about my secret pain?"
Meredith: "Does that line ever work for you?"
Alex: "Sometimes."
1.7 The Self-Destruct Button
Meredith: "I tried to talk Dr. Shepherd out of that clot surgery. What is wrong with me?"
Alex: "Basically, you tried to kill a guy."
Cristina: [to Alex] "Basically, you're an ass."
1.7 The Self-Destruct Button
George: "How’s a pompous c**ky jackass like you always have women all over him?"
Alex: "Little bluebell pills. Lots of them."
George: "Oh, c'mon."
Alex: "Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. O'Malley, you think too much. Can’t you see it? You gotta dance and jab, dance and jab! Like me. I am the Ali of this place."
1.9 Who's Zoomin' Who?
George: "You know what? Forget this."
Alex: "Hey, do you wanna get rid of the syph or not? Then shut up and drop it."
George: "Can't believe I'm doing this." [sees Meredith] "Meredith! Go away!"
Meredith: "Oh, George. I thought you could use some moral support."
George: "No. No moral support. I'm indisposed here!"
Meredith: "George. It's not a big deal. And you have a cute butt."
Alex: "I have a cute butt too. Want to see?"
Meredith: "Oh, get out. You're doing it wrong."
Alex: "Be my guest."
George: "What? Alex. Alex! What!? Hey!"

1.9 Who's Zoomin' Who?
George: "Are you sure you know what you're doing?"
Alex: "It's a shot of penicillin, George. Be grateful that I am doing this. I've already seen more of you than I ever wanted to. I'll fight the nightmares for a week."
1.9 Who's Zoomin' Who?
Alex: "Everybody’s got a secret. Just be glad yours is out in the open."
Cristina: "Oh yeah, Alex? What’s yours?"
Alex: "Show me yours and I'll show you mine. I bet you've got some seriously kinky skeletons in your closet."
Cristina: "What’s in my closet is none of your business."
Izzie: "Well, I don't have any secrets, my life is boring."
Meredith: "Everybody’s got something to hide."
1.9 Who's Zoomin' Who?
Cristina: "Hey, Syph-boy!"
George: "You told her?"
Izzie: "Just Cristina."
Alex: [smirks] "Syph-boy. It's got a nice ring to it. Kind of like Super-boy, only diseased."

1.9 Who's Zoomin' Who?
George: "God, he's got an ovary?"
Alex: "Gives a whole new meaning to metrosexual."
1.9 Who's Zoomin' Who?
Alex: [to George] "Who gave you the cooties on the playground?"
1.9 Who's Zoomin' Who?
Alex: "I know I’m pretty to look at and all, George, but back up."

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